On Movie Reviews
A few posts ago, in a desperate attempt to add something similar to a sad, empty little blog, I wrote a few quick movie reviews. I realize now that it is a vain attempt indeed to justify how much money I’ve been blowing on movie tickets. After all, to my unsophisticated pallet, movies really fall into categories of “bitchin’” or “not bitchin’.” I mean, I like movies with fight scenes and explosions and people’s brains being eaten. I like movies with oversaturated colors and heavy metal soundtracks and slapstick comedy by anybody who isn’t Will Ferrell. If I continue on with these movie-reviewing shenanigans, the entirety of my readership will assume I am an uncultured ignoramus and disregard every opinion I’ve ever had!
Thus, I shall not subject you to any further opinions on movies. Except to point out that the live action Death Note was TOTALLY BITCHIN’. The dub is good, which isn’t something I say about a lot of dubs, and I particularly enjoyed that Light’s first girlfriend is actually, like… a character. Ryuuk kinda looks like he’s made of plastic, but that’s how I always imagined him anyway. On a scale from one to ten, I would rate it roughly somewhere around “FUCK YEAH!”
What was I talking about, again…? Oh, yes, not sharing my movie opinions with anyone. I’m definitely gonna quit that.
Forthcoming: A comparative review on Photoshop vs Manga Studio; ie, something I have a valid opinion about.
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